Latrell Sprewell
Out of Work Basketball Player
We've had this debate about "Spree" for several years. Do his cornrows classify as a mullet? The answer, people, is yes. Any man who says "I got a family to feed" after making over $14 MILLION the season before deserves to get bashed publicly. What is he feeding them, bling? I understand the lifespan of an NBA player isn't eternity, and I'm all for people gettin' paid. I also understand not all these guys have Harvard diplomas and go on to become lawyers or doctors, but that isn't the way you negotiate a contract. State that you brought down 12 boards a game, or shot 59% from the field, but don't mock the rest of us because you are an a$$hole if you can't make $14 million dollars from ONE YEAR of work make your ends meet for a long while. Latrell, you have a mullet. And you must admit it. You are the first African-American person I can say that I have seen personally that has a mullet. We'd wish you the best, but that's probably not good enough for you or your family. Keep them rims spinnin' clockwise, Spree!

"I feed my kids diamonds!"

