Chicago Bears Jokes
Dedicated to all the people who still think it's 1985! News Flash, your team STILL hasn't had a quarterback since Jimmy Mac!
**OK, A little bear goes to court because his parents abuse him. The judge asks why he does not want to stay with his dad, he said his dad beat him. Then the judge said "what about your mom?"
"No she beats me, too" said the little bear. The judge asked who his favorite realative was, but he didn’t have one....so he just asked "can i stay with the Chicago bears, they dont beat anyone?"

