Detroit Lions Jokes
Dedicated to the people who still think Barry Sanders is coming back! The jokes on YOU!
**How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
**What do the Detroit Lions & Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 80,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !
**How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
Put up goal posts
Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run the football?
A. The halfback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
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