Minnesota Vikings Jokes
Dedicated to my fellow Vikings Fans, who appreciate scoring on and off the field as much as their team!
**How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they screw in a boat.
Q. Why was Denny Green upset when the MN Vikings play book was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. Why did the Vikings trade Randy Moss?
A. Because they thought the Raiders said they'd trade Napoleon Dynamite!
SKOAL VIKINGS!!!!!
(Sung to theme from Gilligan's island)
Come sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of fateful trip
That started from a small lake town
Aboard two tiny ships
The mates were a bunch of pole dancers
But the waitstaff was too pure
The Vikings team set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour
The action started getting hot
The dancers strutted their stuff
If not for the prudes in the fearless crew
There wouldn't have been such a huff
The boats turned around and went back home
The authorities came aboard
But fear not friends, 'cause all's not lost
The Vikings finally scored!
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