Rex Kwan Do
Napoleon Dynamite Character & Sensei Extraordinaire
Although this is not related to the gridiron, this is one of the best movie characters of all time. Rex runs a martial arts dojo in Preston, Idaho, and for $300, you can sign up for his 8 week program.
Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]
Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
If you haven't seen the movie Napoleon Dynamite, do yourself a favor!
"You block it every time!"
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